So, what is Evil Dave's Swim Club all about?
Do you enjoy paying £4 for a swim only to find yourself treading in urine, getting stuck behind old ladies with dry hair and smelling of bleach for the rest of the day? ...no?
Well grow some balls and join Evil Dave's Certain Death Swim Club, where you can tread in dog turds, get attacked by seagulls and smell of sewerage instead.
Don't let that put you off though - it's all good fun and it's free! Fresh air, sunshine, exercise and a bit of beer, frisbe and BBQ action afterwards. What more could you ask for?
No one has died at our club yet, but with the 'man-eating' great white sharks and lethal bacteria, it's only a matter of time.
We swim day and night if the weather is good, but we don't go in the winter. It's too cold and we're not trying to win any endurance awards.